10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave