10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."