10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.