10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"