10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls