10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.