10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.