10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "No river, no fish."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker