10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare