10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.