10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!