10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"