10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak