10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth