10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.