10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--