10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."