10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.