10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.