10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is for loners.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright