10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo