10 Random Poker Quotes

Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.