10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers