10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson