10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.