10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson