10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris