10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.