10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it