10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Fold and live to fold again