10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson