10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)