10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.