10 Random Poker Quotes

they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
Fold and live to fold again
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
in the poker game of life women are the rake
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm