10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.