10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek