10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --