10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.