10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz