10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• It's Free To Fold...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.