10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.