10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers