10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die