10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.