10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow