10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "No river, no fish."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike