10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"