10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!