10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for loners.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester