10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.